Oh, Oxford Marwood: Danny: [with his mouth full] withnail. Withnail: You're not leaving me in here alone. Withnail & I (1987) - Ruthless Reviews Burnt! It's like a bloody rugby ball now, it will die, it will die! Here. Old suit? Marwood: Laisse-moi, respirer, longtemps, longtemps, l'odeur de tes cheveux. Danny: I dont advise a haircut, man. Marwood: If you don't leave, we'll call the police. But old now, old. Got a bit carried away. And at the end, it seems Withnail is sad that Marwood is leaving him and regrets his choices. But no man's put me down yet. Listen to me, listen to me! I never thought he'd come all this way. We're coming back in here. Withnail: Come on, old boy. [referring to the radish on Monty's lapel] We forgot to bring our Wellingtons. This ain't fancy dress." These eels are for my pot. Danny: I wondered if you could sell us some food. You haven't got a chance! Withnail: Withnail: Withnail: I feel like a pig shat in my head. He'd like a bit of pleading. [Withnail laughs hysterically and falls to the floor, then vomits on Marwood's feet], Withnail: Look at us! We do it wrong, being so majestical. First thing we've got to do is get this fire alight, then we split into two fact-finding groups. Withnail: . Withnail: Right you f***er, I'm going to do the washing up! Why have you drugged their onions?! Withnail: Why don't you wash up occasionally like any other human being? I say, you know what we should do? Street: the embalmer. Marwood: Why didn't I get any soup? Withnail: Marwood: What have you done to them? The older order changeth, yielding place to new. [to Marwood] Bastard asked me to understudy Konstantin in The Seagull. Withnail: I feel like a pig shat in my head. Marwood: I adore you. Marwood: Marwood: It's impossible to make a Camberwell Carrot with anything less. Then why has my head gone numb? Marwood: Withnail: This suit was cut by Hawke's of Savile Row! report. Withnail: Withnail: [points a fencing sword at Marwood face] Marwood: It'll happen. My brain's capsizing. I'm not having this shag-sack insulting me! In fact, he'd probably tell you what he was going to do before he did it. [Withnail suddenly runs out of the pub, so does Marwood], [Marwood is in the pub toilets, after walking past a hulking Irishman who's called him a ponce]. It sent chills up and down my spine when Keith quotes Prabhupada when he said . Withnail: Free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't. There can be no true beauty without decay. Im in a park and Im practically dead. I have a heart condition, if you hit me it's murder. Don't get uptight with me, man. Withnail: The only programme I'm likely to get on is the f***ing news! We're doing a feature for Country Life. Something's got to be done. Withnail: Monty: No, no, no, dear boy, you must leave, you must leave. Oh, of course you are. Free to those who can afford it, very expensive to those who can't. What are we going to do about it? Maybe he's written this in some moment of drunken sincerity. [voiceover] Beside there's nothing invented I couldn't take. Screaming like a madman he moves towards the bull, which turns around and runs back through the gate. If my father was loaded I'd ask him for some money. Raymond Duck. let him get his drugs out! [he swerves dangerously through the motorway traffic]. We are not drunks, we are multimillionaires! Marwood: Would you like a drink? You hold it down, I'll strangle it. Danny's here. Withnail & I is in my personal Top 5 movies of all time for re-watchablity and scathing dialogue. Withnail: They pick up signals from the cosmos and transmit them directly into the brain. Amy Audrey Locke's 1912 In Praise of Winchester offers an anthology of over 100 pages of prose and verse about Winchester College. I might come and see you lads in the week. Im in the same boat. All hairdressers are in the employment of the government. Half dead he may be, but I'll come up after you, and I'll wake you up with a live one. But sooner or later you got to get out, because it's crashing. I brought two of these in case either of you is any good in the kitchen. Give it a chance. Danny: Relax, man, find your neutral space. Marwood: (Voice-over) Danny's here. Just think of it with bacon across its back. [smiling] How dare you call me inhumane?! grant . He used to pick on me. [teary-eyed] I don't know what's in here. Marwood: We are not drunks, we are multi-millionaires! Marwood: [holding him back] Withnail: [reading from the paper] "In a world exclusive interview, 33-year-old shotputter Geoff Woade, who weighs 317 pounds, admitted taking massive doses of anabolic steroids, drugs banned in sport. Withnail: Always full of women staring out of windows, whining about ducks going to Moscow. I've looked into it. It's got to warm up. Withnail: Why don't you use a cup like any other human being? Just you wait! How like an angel in apprehension. Withnail: Withnail: Hare. Jesus Christ. Marwood: It's like a tide. Parkin's been. Had a weight under his fez. Anyway, I loathe those Russian plays. I must be ill. Withnail: Right, you f***er, I'm going to do the washing up. He leans up close to her, speaking into to her hearing aid, Mr Parkin is sitting on his tractor with one leg wrapped from thigh to ankle in a plastic fertiliser bag. This is the reason bald-headed men are uptight. [a poacher enters the pub with pheasants stuffed under his coat, making him look like a hunchback]. *Fork it*! Uncle Monty: (referring to his cat) Yet again that oaf has destroyed my day! All right here? What is it? I'm not gonna understudy anybody. Got busted coming back through Heathrow. So here we are gonna talk about some of thebest quotes from the movie. Marwood: (Voice-over) Even a stopped clock tells the right time twice a day, and for once I'm inclined to believe Withnail is right. His head must weight fifty pounds on its own. Hello? Well, of course you don't, you are incapable of indulging in anything but pleasure, am I not right? [about Danny] Marwood: [Contemplating how to kill a chicken for supper] It's got dreadful beady eyes, they stare at you. He can eat his ****ing radish. These are the sort of windows faces look in at! Withnail: How can it be so cold in here? Call Of Duty 4 Modern Warfare: War Quotes - YouTube www.youtube.com. Withnail: Withnail and I Quotes - Find Your Favourite Quote from Withnail Why don't you go back? Look out that window, if you see anything, anything at all, tell me. To tutor it in the ways of righteousness, and procure some uncontaminated urine. Marwood: No we're not, we're here. Look at my tongue. Marwood: Especially that. Withnail: Imagine getting into a fight with the fucker! A Massachusetts man was sentenced to probation for running an illegal hare trapping operation in Maine. I don't want to hear anything. Withnail: [Marwood comes out of the bathroom wearing a towel]. I sense there is world play but I just don't get it. Danny: Clip from Withnail & I Rest in happy peace Richard Griffiths ! He can eat his fucking radish. Quite freaked me at the time. Withnail: They dont like me being on stage. If I hadn't told him you were active we'd never have got the cottage. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. Marwood: [eating chips while taking a bath] Ive got your saveloy. Why can't I get on television? According to these instructions, you refuse everything but a urine sample. Withnail: Look at this; accident blackspot? Withnail: I have of late, but wherefore I know not, lost all my mirth. I think an evening at The Crow. Oh, how I tried not to. Monty: Federal judge sentences Massachusetts man to probation for running You been away? Withnail: You're out of your mind! I'm in a park and I'm practically dead; what good's the countryside? How infinite in faculties! This most excellent canopy, the air, look you, this brave o'erhanging firmament, this majestical roof fretted with golden fire, why, it appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapors! I demand to have some booze!. Marwood: Monty: Marwood: I've absolutely no interest in yours. There's the supper. The only programme I'm likely to get on is the fucking news. We are indeed drifting into the arena of the unwell. Right, you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up! He's been fed from arsehole to beak. The wankers don't drink it because they can't afford it. There must and shall be aspirin, or I shall die, here, on this fucking mountainside! Withnail is walking him to the station in the heavy rain]. I'm gonna be a star*! Monty: Right, you fucker, I'm going to do the washing up. This dreadful little Israelite. [to Marwood] Balls! It's society's crime, not ours. Look at me, I'm 30 in a month and I've got a sole flapping off my shoe. If you don't remember the sixties, don't worry neither did they. As a youth I used to weep in butcher's shops. He is even taller than Withnail and much more burly. Oh, bollocks to the Wellingtons. Withnail: It features Paul Heller as producer, Lord David Dundas, and Rick Wentworth in charge of musical score, and Peter Hannan as head of cinematography. Half an hour? My partner's got a really good idea for making dolls. Nor women neither. Here are found the emeralds, sapphires, carbuncles, topazes, chrysolites, onyxes, beryls, sardius, and other costly stones. Ive absolutely no interest in yours. And I'm sitting in this bloody shack and I can't cope with Withnail. Withnail & I streaming: where to watch movie online? - JustWatch I mean to have you even if it must be burglary. I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose! YARN | "Here hare, here." | Withnail & I (1987) | Video clips by quotes [in a telephone box, speaking to an operator] We'll be found dead in here next spring. Jesus Christ! Get any more masculine than him and you'd have to live up a tree. Nothing that reasonable members of society demand as their rights! Withnail: Monty: Depends entirely on the quality of the wine. This may be the reason bald-headed men are uptight. Very, very foolish words, man. Jake The Poacher: I been watching you, 'specially you, up on them moors prancing around like a tit. The beauty of the world, the paragon of animals! Law rather appeals to me actually. Withnail: And if I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to. Like "Withnail: This is ridiculous. I assure you I'm not [drunk], officer, honestly. So he looks at the Coalman and says, "What's all this? No fridges, no televisions, no phones. Marwood: Shat on by Tories, shovelled up by Labour. [Marwood is leaving to go to Manchester to do a play. Press question mark to learn the rest of the keyboard shortcuts . Rubbish. [eyes filling with tears] We shall buy this place and fire you immediately. Danny: It's ridiculous. Don't threaten me with a dead fish! Well, I don't know. Withnail: You got a rush. No more than you have. I wouldn't drink that if I was you. Withnail and I Quotes. I took drugs to win medals says top athlete Geoff Woade.". It is the most shattering experience of a young man's life when one morning he awakes and quite reasonably says to himself "I will never play the Dane." Bastard must have died. you little traitors. He can eat his ****ing radish. Monty: We live in a land of weather forecasts and breakfasts that set in. I suggest you both go outside and discuss it sensibly, in the street. We've just run out of wine. It's like great yellow sock. What have you done to them? 13 million Londoners have to wake up to this. Please don't. Uncle Monty: I sometimes wonder where Norman is now. ""Here. Irishman: Marwood: Will we never be set free? He's building the prototype now. [pulling some goo out of the sink] Speed, is like a dozen transatlantic flights without ever getting off the plane Time change. Danny: Headhunter to everybody. Withnail: How should I possibly know what we should do?